February 2012
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January 2012
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Letters from Kids to God
Dear Dudemates,
If I were less of a lady I would stomp on down stairs, smash your FIFA 12 disk into very sharp shards and throw them at your faces.
However I will control myself by just putting a pillow over my head and trying to fall asleep.
Oh and boyfriend, who has ignored my texts asking for y’all to chill on the loud, enjoy not having sex till FIFA ‘13 comes out.
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