If only I would have checked myself– guy who wrecked himself
Today is one of thoes days
Where I feel like if I don’t eat a burrito bowl I will actually die.
I may sound old-fashioned, but I want to think all women should be treated like...– Frank Sinatra (via modernhepburn)
serioussparkle asked: For the mom in your class asking about MLA citations, does she know about the NoodleTools website? It helps you make any style of citation, and might be helpful if she has one of those late night how do I do this again moments that tend to happen when writing papers. I used it allll the time when I was in school. PS, love your tumblr :)
Dear cute mom asking all the MLA citation...
unlike the rest of my classmates I will glady answer your questions and not treat you like a dumb ass because I respect the fact that you came back to college after raising your kids. Big ups to you college mom. Big ups.
Etiquette isn't old fashioned. It's sexy.
The underground could be a Hollister right now
with the amount of whiny California pop punk that is assaulting my ears right now. I can’t decide if I want to cry or stick pencils in my ears. I may jump behind the info desk and put on Micheal Buble Pandora if I hear wwwhhhyyyyyy ggggiiirrrrrllll screechily sang one more time.